- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

your mom died.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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