- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

in soviet russia, cow milks you

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.