- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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