How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Your all fags

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Womens rights !

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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This is not an anti joke.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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