- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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