- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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