Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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i have a christmas tree.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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women's rights.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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