What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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