Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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poopoo

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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kkk

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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boo

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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