- Anti Joke

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Do you like apples? Yes

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?