- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What you reading? reading?

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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