When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

David Silberberg is gay

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

xavier stop

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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