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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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