John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Womens rights !

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Your all fags

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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