Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Do you play piano? No

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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The Game

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Woman's Rights

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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