- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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