- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.