- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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