Whats funnier than 24? 25

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

your social life.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Kefka > Sephiroth

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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