Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

A Sloth runs...

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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