Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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