Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

why was the boy sad? because.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Justin's hair

WHAT????

Gorden Brown.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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