A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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The Christian Bible.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Hello.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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