A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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