A man... walks.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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