A baby seal walks into a club.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

whats worse than school? Summer school

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

1+2 = 6

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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