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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Do you know what color comes after 9?

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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