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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

guy walks into a bar, ouch

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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