Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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