- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Neither have I

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Women's rights

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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