- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Tunechi

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Corn Muffins

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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