Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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GONNA

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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My kids are mistakes.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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