Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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