- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Who wants $300? Me too.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

penis

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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