- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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