I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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banana

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meh

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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willie revilame

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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womens rights

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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