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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

whats chinese noodles

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

what does a chair look like? a chair.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

whats 69+2? 71

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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