How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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HEY!

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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