Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Jerry.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Women's rights

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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