Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Breast cancer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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