Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Your all fags

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Womens rights !

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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