Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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