Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Gangnam style

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Do you know the muffin man? No

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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