what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Justin Bieber's mother.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Neither have I

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Hi

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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