Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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leon harney ya pikey

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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