- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

A white person at Harvard

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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