What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Neither have I

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Anti Joke

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