why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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