- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Why did the book disappear?

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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