A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Colby Michael Schluter

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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