- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

try slamming a revolving door

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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