- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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