- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

whats the best thing about polio...death

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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