What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

whats the best thing about polio...death

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