What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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obama's promises

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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raisin boogers

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Anti Joke

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