so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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