A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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The jets are a good team..

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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whats 69+2? 71

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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