What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Justin Bieber.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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