there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Justin Beiber

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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