Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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AIDS

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Anti Joke

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