The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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