- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Women's rights

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

why was the boy sad? because.

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