knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Get in the car.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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