What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Tunechi

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Corn Muffins

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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