Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

what is a bracket? a bracket

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

I can count to potato.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Wait what? I did not type that!

You just read this ..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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