- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

What's big and white?

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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